2 years and still no fibre!

It's in the street. Just need it in the complex.

Can't call Vuma - call centers closed. Submitting association approval via mail gets bounced back - "Speak to your ISP"

Vuma says: Go away - we don't deal with the filthy public. Speak to your ISP!

ISP says: Vuma requires permission to install. We can't progress. Speak to Vuma!

The perfect storm of bureaucratic recursion. Good joke!