WELL DONE TELKOM!!!

Hi Telkom Robot!!! apologies for misleading you with the 5 star rating (i'm sure you knew it was to good to be true anyway). you get so many one star ratings, i'm sure you just skip right over those so i had to do something different to get your attention. i'm not going to bore you with my actual complaint, instead, i'd like to congratulate you. you people have taken **** service to the next level, embraced it, in fact, you have managed to perfect it. instead of actually helping unhappy customers you have created a full proof cycle of b#ll****, an endless runaround complete with automated receptionists and brain dead staff( thanks for employing them btw, somebody had to). sadly, the rest of us are stuck with you. where else are we gonna go hey...