Telkomical

I am giving Telkom 5 stars because maybe if they somehow detect a compliment on the internet, their systems might overload and crash from the shock of actually receiving a compliment anywhere.

I submitted a request to Telkom to cancel my router contract which actually expired last year and is still continuing because obviously Telkom just love *****ing money from under peoples noses.

Now I have to jump through hoops, do cartwheels, ****** a leprechaun and drink snake venom just to get it cancelled and even then they will still keep charging me because, hey, who cares about cancellations when you can ***** peoples money?

I am sick of all these ******* South African businesses that are predicated on innumerable clauses, terms and conditions which are intricately designed to trap the unsuspecting citizen into the most heinous and soul destroying circumstances imaginable.

From Telkom with its subversively innocuous money pilfering tactics to insurance companies that fleece innocent people with their convenient loopholes and narcissistic disdain for other human beings, to the innumerable other artfully designed fronts which camouflage ********istic and autocratic organisations.

We as the tax paying, law abiding and evident minority need to do something about this. But the question is, what?