Telkom. We're done. Now Leave me ALONE

Do you want access to the Internet? Do you want to communicate in any way?

Attention all South Africans: DO NOT USE Telkom

They are the absolute worst. I have cancelled my account via email, on the website, attempted to do it in store, on the phone.

I have received case numbers, a "how to cancel" email and facebook message.

But wait, it gets worse. You will reverse a debit order and then cancel the debit order because well, you cancelled your account in APRIL 2018! But sneaky Telkom will just keep taking your money. Every month you will have to phone the bank, cancel the debit order, reverse the debit order.

Then...they will suspend your already cancelled account and threaten to blacklist you.

Cool, Telkom. You're the worst boyfriend I've ever had. Just let go already.