Telkom ****

Telkom have a foolproof money making ****. Here' how it works: - When you no longer want/need a Telkom landline or ADSL service, you ask them to cancel your service. They cancel your service, but not your account. - So you have no service, but keep getting bills. - You try to cancel this again. They inform you that they will only cancel your service when your account is paid in full. You pay, and try cancelling again. - Two months later you get a bill, and notification that your account has been handed over for collection. You pay, and try cancelling again. - Ad nauseum……..

I have been trying to cancel my Telkom account for 25 months, and keep paying, despite having no service this entire period.

Better than printing your own money.