How to cheat Death

<p>This might work if you can get buy in from The Grim Reaper but, hey, it's worth a shot! Tell him to just give you a chance to cancel your Telkom SA account. If he agrees you are guaranteed to live forever. It is impossible to cancel your Telkom account and you can forget about getting your money back for the new occupants at your old address using your old phone line that is impossible to cancel. The down side of living forever is that you will not be able to buy on credit ever again. Unless you pay the phone bill for a phone you cannot use. It's a trade off I guess. I am willing to live with a poor credit record that I am not responsible for if it means I can live forever. Maybe I will be the first person who, in future millennia, will witness the fall of the Telkom Empire. This is unlikely as the have more power than the Taxman and the President. At least the Pres has to answer to the public. Telkom just takes your money and refuses to acknowledge that you exist.</p>