Cancel my FIBER!!! Or help me switch it on.... [at least]

I'd like to cancel my account with Telkom.

If you thought their call center is a joke, apply for their broadband. You'll have tears rolling down your face every time you switch on the router to see if you've finally been connected. If only I could speak to that first consultant who said I should be connected within a few days. Wow! Don't I feel simple now.

Incorrect package, wait for activation sms, get a new user account name, and probably my favorite... 'Oh, no that's not our department' are probably preached as gospel to your call center staff. And they do it so well. They make you believe that within 24 - 48 hours, the Telkom gods will fulfill their duty to provide you with the necessary service.

I should have joined Afrihost. I should have joined Afrihost. I should have joined Afrihost. I should have joined Afrihost. I should have joined Afrihost. I should have joined Afrihost. I should have joined Afrihost.

Oh. Yes, if anybody from Telkom is reading this. Please either, get someone to call me to get this non existent deal cancelled or get someone competent to deal with my order. I'm not an unreasonable person. All I want is a faster line. Please.

Regards, F