Bad LTE speeds on a freakin full barred router

Hello Helcom, please can you come and fix your bad LTE speeds and signal near the Vooma Garage on the Hartebee****rt road on the R511. Because since your smart A S S move to join Vaultycom "Vodacom" no one can get more than 1.5 MBs/PS. Not that you really care about your customer base because hey who has the time to worry about clients when Lunch time and tea time is 24 f@#$&%* 7 right. And no asking politely won't help because to phone in and ask nicely only gets you a referral number that never gets tended to by the man on the moon that's to say if you can get through to lala land "your call center" that wants a blooming cell number to fix a lollipop tower "tastes sweet but has no use for humanity". PS I hope this gets some attention because how else is one supposed to get any response.