3 months and still no joy

So, i tried to get a phone and data line into my new house. The previous tenant had both these services. So I try and apply 3 months ago and the run around began. I app**** twice instore, as they did not know how to process the application the first time. Then i did 3 online applications, i also did 2 telephonic applications and i did one online chat application. I have posted a complain on hello peter and repeatedly requested information via the facebook channel. Guess what. I still do not have any services. I still cannot get a status update and the best of all for me is when they do give me an update it changes the next time. Now what i absolutely love as well is that when i ask for help, i just get told i must wait because there is nothing anyone can do. Really now. I am begging for a service and no one is interested in it. No wonder things are going the way they are with the organisation.