Worst internet in South Africa

Looking for an internet service provider guaranteed to give you migraines, indigestion and heart-attack-inducing stress. Look no further, Rain is here! For some inexplicable reason, despite me not having moved my tower an inch, I suddenly cannot connect. Have phoned Rain many times, get different people every time. They cannot explain it (nor do they even care whether I have internet or not!!!), keep promising to phone back “within an hour” but you never hear from them again. Maybe they’re sending their service from Pluto, so a Plutonian hour is much longer than an Earth one? They refuse to send out technicians to see what the problem is. But ooh, boy, bet your bottom dollar when they want their money, they’ll take it off my account, despite not providing me with the service! DO NOT TOUCH THEM. THEY SUCK!!!!!