Delivered right quick with an easy setup.

A delivery person left the package on my porch. Upon bringing the package in from the cold abyss, I quickly deployed a sharp object to open said package. Therein, I laid a visual on the SIM card and found it to be in-tack and in good health. I proceeded to set up my apn using the world wide web and a URL that was given to me in a pamphlet. I followed their protocol to get the apn to interface with their cellular towers. And finally, I was online. At this point in time, I was satisfied of it's functionality. I then placed my cellular apparatus in a shoebox and neatly tucked it under my bed and never plan on using it ever again. I believe the device and shoebox to be OSHA certified. Back to the wallows I go where I may play with sticks and stones instead of the contraptions of the overworld.