WORST F....ing network provider, bunch of ****s

Dear Vodacom,

Thank you for being the ****tiest network provider on the planet. I have been with your network for about 14 years and spend in excess of 4k every month on my account yet when I have to upgrade you can't give me the devices that I want???!!! You gladly take my money and when I choose to cancel my contracts your idiotic consultants promise me the world and more but deliver sweet nothing. Not sure if they working on commissions but they force to get the sim only upgrades at least through and tell you to call back in 3 months but still nothing. WASTE OF F....ing TIME