Why Do You Call Me?

<p>Dear Vodacom </p> <p> </p> <p>I am on Vodacom... please don't phone me to sell Vodacom to me. You have won! I am with you! I don't need you to tell me why I am with you... I ALREADY KNOW why I am with you. I don't want to buy your airtime on your terms, or take out a contract with you. Why?<br /><br />1. Because I have commitment issues<br />2. Because I am already on a contract with Cell C who was kind enough to give me a dual-sim so that you two could share my space (which is quite a privilege for both of you).<br />3. Because you have no right invade my private number with unsolicited offers (how did you even know how much I recharge on Cell C p/month? Thats scary guys... Not Cool! You shouldn't have that information).</p> <p> </p> <p>Please allow me to decide when and how to use my money, and please do not phone me again.<br /><br />No hard feelings, and I may even take out a contract with you at some point, should the offer be right (but let me find the offer myself - don't force it down my throat!)<br /><br />...and I thank you!</p> <p> </p> <p>PS. Don't even phone me to sort out this issue... just acknowledge that you have recieved it, remove my name from your marketing list, and move along swiftly to the countless other complaints that I'm sure you have to deal with.</p> <p> </p> <p>Kindest Regards</p>