Vodacom, worst service and customer care

I wanted to port from cell c to Vodacom to take out a new top of the range Vodacom contract, it took a week after 3 attempts. When the number was ported they told me that I don’t qualify for a big contract. It took another week to get that sorted out. I went to the store to collect my phone and contract only to learn there is another glitch in the system. Apparently I can ‘t have another contract with Vodacom if I canceled a previous contract and ported out to another provider. On the system they can’t close the contract. So after another week of struggling and phoning everyday I decided to go to Telkom. Within 15 min they approved me for the unlimited contract, I then took it. Only now to learn that I can’t port back from Vodacom to Telkom in the first 2 months. This is rediculous, I ported to Vodacom to get a contract, they could not give me one, I then went with Telkom, now I can’t port my number. I have never in my life had so much frustration and bad service!