The painful experience that is Vodacom Sales

In summary,

I requested a contract that doubled in price after the 24 month contract period to be cancelled in November of 2019.

I had to fight with Vodacom for 5 months and many hours spent on the phone through multiple departments (because no one knows who does what apparently) to remove an unpaid balance because Vodacom was insistent on debiting me up to 3 months after cancellation because some Vodacom employee is too *********** to load a cancellation of a contract. All this so that I could avoid blacklisting due to their Vodacom's stupidity.

And when I try to open a new contract, it has happened 5 times now that some idiot from their "we'll call you back" service calls and hangs up as soon as you've answered.

*** Vodacom. That's all I have to say to you...