Shoddy Vodacom "Customer Service"

Vodacom has no way of contacting them. (Even from outside S.A.) The stupid TOBI robot on their site does not work on a computer. Ony on a mobile device. the so called "Customer Care" e-mail address has been discontinued. Surely someone must be curious about why there are no inquiries arriving on their idiot robot chat. I can see from al the reviews that I signed up with the WRONG company. As soon as I get back to SA - I am closing my account of 15 years - and getting another Provider. ***** You - Vodacom. Thanks for nothing.