Prepaid User

To whom it may not concern

My prepaid relationship with Vodacom has reached terminal velocity, and i feel like im in a forced relationship. Its like im being ***ced by Vodacom blindfolded like im in some 50 shades melodramatic drama , he always cums before i even get to climax. Who wants that kind of ***ual relationship only somebody whose emotionally withdrawn

Mobile networks are able to control the speed of their network from slow like somebody that is on mandrax whose lost there brain cells or to fast 0-100 real quick

Its sad how buying data just to be in touch with social media and people has become part of ones monthly budget. I'm even afraid to buy to much data coz Vodacom tends to creep into your bed while you sleeping taking pleasurable advantage by gaining a bulge in their pants ***c the pockets.

We offered different price ranges of data for however much data you might need or can afford, but **** me sideways coz starting from R10 = 15mb seems like childs play when you only on whatsapp not even receiving media ( pictures, music, voice notes, nudes and more nudes). Then BAM! just like that in 2mins its gone like youve just seen a ghost or just been through some traditional circumcision.

Vodacom has offered us all these special things sprinkled with stardust like: NXT LVL (Being broke and poor) , Airtime Advance ( going nowhere slowly) , Play &Shake (Playing with a Snake) , More Power ( too who?), Just4You ( no thank you) and Rewards ( suck my big toe). But all of them just seem like a cover up for a one night stand coz ive gone through most of them with no Joyous Celebration.

Can the people who sit in ur creative team for the first time ever just come up with a more logical consumer friendly service, that is actually beneficial and works coz im being dry eaten alive by vultures surrounding a carcass for feast time.

You might be thinking ***** why dont you move to a different network since your not my type anymore, but understand changing networks just gives me work that im not interested in. What happened to low priced high speed data like overseas countries?, Can we have a solution today still about this National dilemma becoz i aint the only one misunderstood & mistreated

Yours but not your Only Prepaid User

P.S Please do send an email only ********** i dont want you to charge me for calling me Dankie Julle