From harassment into taking a contract to bullying into a contract

So thank you Vodacom for your quick response into your harassment of taking out a contract with you but did I hear correctly that you were not harrasing me into a contract but actually bullying me into a contract before the calls will stop. My lawyer is really going to have a ball in this case. So here we are before I go to my lawyer I'm going to give you the chance to settle and make me happy completely forget this ever happened. I can think of most wonderious ways of forgetting this. So give me a reason to forget this. Oh I'm not a Vodacom customer so giving me airtime or data won't let me forget this ever happened. You have until 22 September 2017 to come up with ideas.