Not 5 minutes. Two weeks.

I've been trying to open an account for 3 weeks now. But everytime after I answer the security questions I get a popup saying "We are experiencing technical difficulties"

So I thought, "let me drive to PnP and try the kiosk". Same thing!

I was very excited about these guys but turns out it's too good to be true.

Oh and phoning the helpline just gets you a stream of confusing electronic voice options.