Thanks for ruining my daughter's 1st Bday!!!

My daughter's 1st birthday is ruined!!!!!! Our order was supposed to come last Friday, but it never arrived... The call center acknowledged the mistake and confirmed it will be delivered today before 15:00 to my wife's office before she leaves. Still did not happen and now my daughter has nothing to open on her Bday!!!! So how do I get my revenge????? Order a R500 order for free delivery, get it delivered, log a return for you to come and collect and credit my takealot account, use the credit to order again, and repeat the process indefinitely...... This way I am never financially impacted but, you will incur the costs of taking stock on a joy ride. I cannot wait for Amazon to open in SA!!!