Return frustration

Hopefully somebody here reads this and can answer a very simple question that your returns department can fundamentally not grasp.

And yes, I have read the returns policy.

And yes, I have read the returns policy.

And yes, I really have read the returns policy.

To make it clear, I have read the returns policy.

Mentioning it as many times as your support team replies with telling me to review the returns policy.

PS.

I read the returns policy.