Month of failed collection

It's been the entire month and you have failed to collect my return. After the 3rd failed attempt, I booked leave for the collection to occur on the Monday. Low and behold, nobody pitched.

The next day, while I was at work the driver told me that I was in a high risk area!? When the time came to bill me for my order, the money was taken and the order was delivered, but now its to dangerous to collect a package.

I spoke to you guys last week and you rescheduled for yesterday and once again, it would turn out to be a wasted day of my life. Twice, my requests for a manager callback have fallen on deaf ears.

I HAVE HAD IT. I'M THIS CLOSE TO DROPPING THE PACKAGE OFF AT ATLANTIC HOUSE MY DAMNN SELF.