Two can play this game!

It seems to be just about impossible to speak to Standard Bank. My branch does not have a published contact number. I have a credit card query. When I phone *** which is the advertised number for personal credit cards, the call never gets answered. Even the onsite 'Please call me back' function does not yield results after trying it every day for three days in a row. I shall now stop paying my credit card account in the hope that someone might then phone me and enable me to speak to a person.