Sub-Standard Bank

I am a business owner. I recently made the decision to switch banks. What I have effectively done is similar to this:- I have taken a Colt 45 and shot myself in both feet, at point blank range. The pain and frustration is much the same. The regret....unthinkable, and the reason I actually moved to Standard Bank was on the advice of my bookkeeper. It is clear that my bookkeeper hates me and by enticing me to move to Standard bank and have to contend with their hideous Business Online platform, would etch me just that much closer to a myocardial infarction or an intercranial hemmorage. Either way, I urge other business owners:- do not do it! Every time you get the urge to move to Std Bank, get yourself a plank (preferably with spikes of 5 inch nails sticking out of it) and beat yourself, stand in front of a mirror....you should see this beating coming each time you think of Standard bank. There ARE no good banks in SA (don't fool yourself), but try to find the one that is the "least of all evils", and that is not Std Bank. Only a self-loathing individual will make the move that I have