STANDARD USELESS BANK

Standard bank must be the most useless F#@king bank in RSA. In the last twelve months I’ve closed two business accounts, and I’m now going to close my personal account. Again yesterday my F#@king debit card was declined, hey useless C#@ts it’s my F#@king money, it’s not a credit card. Now these useless F#@kers are going to tell me I need FICA, do you know how many times I’ve FICAed in the last twelve months, not three weeks ago I was in my local branch (wasting more F#@king time) giving proof of where I get my income from, Bank manager says everything thing is fine now sir with the account, no it F#@king isn’t . Thank goodness my main banking is with NEDBANK , in fifteen year’s I’ve banked with NEDBANK my debit card as never been declined once, unlike the F#@king useless Standard bank card that gets declined every other time I try to use it. STANDARD BANK IS F#@KING USELESS