STANDARD BANK - WORST BANK EVER

THE WORST BANK IN THE HISTORY OF BANKING. But nobody's gonna read this, so it doesn't matter, right. Standard Bank won't give its customer the time of day. Got an sms this morning about a debit order change on my account. Called standard bank. Was on hold for 10mins. Eventually an agent came on. Put my through 100 security questions! Answered to the best of my ability. Asked me about homes I don't own and credit card limit. Who remembers their card limit. Then after what seemed to be a lifetime to be told I failed the security check and have to go to a branch!! How frakeen ridiculous! There may be some ********** activity on my account and they don't care! I HATE STANDARD BANK. I HATE ITS SERVICE.