Standard Bank USELESS in assisting clients sitting in other countries.

So I have left the country. Before leaving, I opened a Standard Bank Account to do my business with in SA. I have had issues since DAY 1. I am sitting in NZ, Standard Bank is sitting with my money. My internet banking and mobile banking is not working. I have been reporting this since 14 July with NO HELP. Via e-mail, phone and messenger. I have spent well over R1000 on calls just to be told I cannot be assisted. I will not recommend Standard Bank to ANYONE who will need to rely on telephonic assistance. This is ridiculous! And calling on the SA mobile number will not help, as I am OUT OF THE COUNTRY. Something I updated in the branch!