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The absolute WORST banking experience I have ever experienced, wish a 0 star was an option. I opened up a cheque account about 2 months ago, purely for savings. I was promised the moon and the stars when I opened it up at milnerton branch. I was told that online banking would be efficient and effortless.. was I in for a surprise! I opened this account for savings purposes, after transferring R100 000 to the account from my OWN discovery account, I noticed that my account has been blocked and cannot transact from this account. I mentioned to the consultant that I will be transferring large amounts for savings purposes. Now with a blocked account I wnt into the milnerton branch, very useless experience once again.. they requested that I send a certified proof of payment which has to be police certified via stamp and send it of to online*****opssa.co.za. After this procedure I called ***** department and now I'm told my discovery bank must verify this payment... how do you expect me as a client to get 2 banking entities to talk to each other? I am FED-UP and want this sorted ASAP