Standard Bank: Customer Circus

I app**** for a Mymo Cheque account online 3 weeks ago I'm still waiting for a notification to collect my card or even some feedback. I've phoned the Amanzimtoti Branch within the first week to follow up on when I can collect my card without success as the consultant promised to phone me back (but as I would discover as the weeks past following up is a myth at no-Standards bank). Last week I contacted customer service which should be called musical phone, being told to hold on because the consultant quickly wanted to follow up just to be transferred to another consultant who had no idea of why I was phoning or who I was happened 3 times at which point I admit I was becoming a bit annoyed. Customer Circus the Standard bank way. Still waiting for feedback.