Standard Bank... AGAIN!

Ready for a good laugh? I notice on my statement that some unknown company has been siphoning money out of my account. I phone the Standard Bank ***** section and report it, I give them all the details. They assure me that the card will be cancelled and they are investigating. I get an sms a couple of days later telling me that they cannot cancel my card because of an unprocessed transaction. The particular transaction goes through... IT IS THE VERY COMPANY THAT I REPORTED FOR *****. Seems like the ***** department is now a circus populated by clowns... 😝😝😝.