Standard Bank 0 - This Consultant 5

Hey Standard Bank, dont get excited - this 5 starts isnt for you. In fact, you fools are getting a separate review where, yet again, you will get a solid 1 out of 5. It still blows my mind that a company like you guys can be so useless. Racing Discovery for the most useless bank award? I reckon you are winning.

That said, you have a consultant called Amile Dyani - and she is getting the full 5 stars. She is so helpful, and so willing to go the extra mile - she really deserves to be working at a better place than standard bank. Once again, dont take the credit - I emailed her directly as she helped me before as well. She is literally the only useful part of your organisation.