Simpler? Better? Faster? What a joke

<p>This is becoming a joke. Seems to happen every Sunday morning. Standard bank is down. Total blackout. I am now stranded. Cannot fill fuel. Cannot use my debit card. Cannot draw cash. Cannot do Internet banking. Back to the dark ages. What pathetic service. Another indication of how my bank treats customers. But they are kind enough to have an automated reply on their customer care line telling me they are down. As if I don't know. No indication when it will be back. In the meantime I'll sit in my car and wait. People. Beware. It might happen to you. Think it's time to switch banks</p>