Rollercoaster ride with Standard Bank home loans

Our ride begins with an application for a loan on a piece of land on 15 January. With in 3 days it was approved, wow, only for the wrong address. After many follow up calls and empty callback promises, they let us know that the assessor can only go to the property on 10th of February, he only went on 20th. On 21 February we received a message that the loan was declined due to the fact that they only give loans to property smaller than 20 hectare. Did they not know this rule a month ago? They wasted a whole month! But the ride is not over yet! Late Friday 21st they sent a email that the loan was approved, with the whole agreement statement and correct adress the works. Only to send a message on Mondag again that it was declined. In the meantime we tell the seller yes, no, yes no. You are making fools out of us.