LOST IN TRANSLATION

<p>DEAR STANDARD BANK FOREIGN TRANSFERS DIVISION.</p> <p>I have been waiting for an amendment that you alledgedly sent on the 9th of March 2017. I wonder did you send it via snail? It still has not arrived. I call my bank every day asking them if the have received it. Apparently both you and my bank are incompetant when it comes to a simple amendment yet you fully expect people to trust you with their money! This is insanity and in the process of your ineptness you have managed to ruin my son's birthday gift from his father. You are a bunch of schmucks! Please get your act together.</p>