How do I close my account

<p>So I'm overseas and need to make an urgent payment. Can't recieve my OTPs and decide to dial the International Call Centre number. Sorry says the consultant... You will need to go into a branch to have that changed because i cannot change any of your details.</p> <p> </p> <p>Certainly consultant... Will take a quick jog down to the ocean and swim across the Pacific to accommodate you... (Not what I told him but what the heck!?)</p> <p> </p> <p>Get through to General Banking after being told they can assist in my payment... Sorry we can't do payments for you...</p> <p> </p> <p>Could someone please send me the procedures to closing an account from abroad? Or should I quickly put on my speedo and brave the oceans!? Dont phone with some excuse. Just email me the step by step on how to close my account.</p>