Extremely bad service

I would like to congratulate Standard Bank on taking me to the 7th fiery circle of hell.<br> The effort I have put into your business in an attempt to get a cheque and credit card has included:<br> 1. Using three separate branches<br> 2. Two \prestige"bankers<br> 3. Eight applications to the card division for the CREDIT CARD ALONE.<br> 4. Copious amounts of emails to your \""prestige\"" bankers which do not reply and dodge responsibility at every turn. <br> 5. Hours on the phone to an uninformative and useless call center and card division. <br> And after all of it"