Don't know whether to laugh or cry

<p>To whom this may concern,</p> <p>I have just received my credit card statement via SMS, firstly, please send this to me by any other means than SMS! Secondly, I have NEVER even used my credit card, in fact, I cannot use my credit card even if I wanted to, (not even a ***** can) because I was not informed at the bank when picking up my card that I need to FICA, although I had all my documents ready and asked if I need to do anything else, so there goes another Saturday. <br />Thirdly, if I was not able to use my card, how the heck can there be a charge of R315.00 for purchases and debit? Please send me a statement, as I can assure you I have NEVER used my card.</p> <p>Also, I have upgraded to an Elite Plus account, I have been waiting for TWO MONTHS for my new card, I don't know if I am ever to receive this, but it would be nice, since I am paying for it every month.</p>