Defective 100 note from standard bank Port Edward atm

Standard bank Port Edward Owen Elis Drive are useless,a month ago I got a R100 not from the atm which was defective and I asked them what can I do,they told me they cannot assist me as I had to go to the branch in Port Shepstone so I have to pay R500 fuel to change a R100 because unfortunately they can't do anything,so they cannot even have it couriered I as a client must use my money,inconvenience myself because they not allowed to deal with money,I even spoke to the people who are incharge of filing the atm and I was supposed to have gotten a fault repot number texted to me this was all a month ago,standard bank your ladies at Port Edward are 2 pot plants ,who planted themselves in that office they have no intention of getting sunlight or feel the fresh air outside,sooner or later you will have ****s sprouting in that branch keep that R100 that I left in that branch soon it will be sprouting more R100s and hopefully you can send them on a field trip to count the sunflowers and hopefully when xmas come they will be wide awake to know it's a time to celebrate because they not taking off anytime soon 😀 😉 👍someone tell them no one went to the moon,it was a lie,or tell them that the earth is square.,please contact me as my R100 note is still at the branch sprouting new seeds so I hope I will get some returns from it ***,