ABSOLUTE ***

I have just opened an account at Standard Bank. My card eventually arrives at N1 city branch I go there to collect the card. I get asked to have a seat. 45 MINUTES LATER I FINALLY GET CALLED TO COLLECT A FREAKIN CARD. 45 minutes really !!!!! I then leave login to my banking app and boom no account to be seen. Why the hell did I open a bank account with you just to have to link the account. I linked a mymo which isn't even the account I app**** for . I then standard bank to find out what is happening where is this investment account. I phone the helpline which takes 30 minutes to answer the call, 30 freakin minutes. I explain the situation, have to give ID number transferred to another department , then security questions, call has been going for 48 minutes now and then he tells sorry this can only be linked in the bank, If that's the f@#@#ing case then why didn't you tell me when I was there. So now the only option is go back tot he same *** bank and wait probably 2 freakin hours this time. I haven't even used this account or transferred money into it and by the looks of my experience I wont be putting any money into it. It is 2024 Standard bank get your **** together