SPUR JUST WINGZ OF DEATH

So I ordered 2 x 9 chicken wings and roquefort sauce. For R109.00 a pop.

I only got 1 sauce but the stones in the box, sorry the weapons in the box, I mean "chicken" wings were the driest little hard pellets ive ever seen. Honestly one if them may have slain the giant Goliath from David's sling. If ****** had these he would have unfortunately won the war. Putin musn't catch wind if these little weaponised chicken stones. Honestly I could rob a bank with these. I just wish I could upload a photo so you all could see SPURS JUST WINGZ because describing the tiny little rock hard, dry, tasteless lumps of weaponized foul just doesn't do the job.