Your drivers are nonsense!!!

You people have useless drivers. I am so angry. Do you people not have people who can actually drive? Did they buy their learners and License? Please tell me because then I'll be far less harsh because I petty stupid people. Your driver doesn't hooter or anything but leaves. When he was writing his learners test, did he think his AC button was the hooter or something? Your driver is full of nonsense. I'm glad it's a Friday, I'm glad you don't deliver on weekends because in all honesty, I would be so mean to the guy if he had to come back right now. Did the man fail his drivers test? PLEASE TELL ME! MY DOORS AND WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND YOU SAY NOBODY IS HOME? Is it easier to send me an email to say nobody was home? It's frustrating as hell!