Pizza or Asphyxiation

<p>I don't know if it's just me or something but I think it's the normal concenses that no one enjoys a dry extra chewy pizza, requiring liters of liquids to prevent myself from asphyxiating. This was the case when I bought a pizza from Pizza Hut tonight, after calling in to arrange for a pick up to save myself time in my busy schedule as a full time student I arrived after the 15 minutes at which my pizza would have been ready, 25 minutes to be exact. Yet despite the purposeful tardiness after 30 minutes my pizza was not ready. What I did not know was that my pizza was becoming biltong, I guess the new tending flavour. After about 40 minutes I received it and was on my way to go back to my books and to enjoy my pizza. When I got home to my surprise I was met with a flat bread with a teas**** of sauce and then proceeded to write out this detailed account of my experience.... I am not impressed</p>