****** and **********ic

Here is the email that NetFlorist sends someone when they've placed an order. The copy bashes our beautiful country, passes ****** remarks and is **********ic. In light of all of this, it's not funny, it's childish and was written by a dimwitted marketing person who still thinks humour comes from these boring stereo types. A simple professional email would do. Don't try be innovative you're a delivery company stick to what you do. Cut the inappropriate and offensive.<br> <br> The email:<br> <br> <br> Hi David <br> <br> We just wanted you to know that your order of Ficus Bonsai Tree (***) for delivery to Carol has left the building.<br> <br> This estimated time could vary based on traffic lights being out (seems a ***eon can sneeze and they all go down), the \poppie"in front who keeps stalling her 5 series and all the roadworks.<br> <br> BUT"