**** Netflorist.

Absolutely disgraceful. I sent my mother a big bunch of roses for her birthday. Paid via PayPal through their website, since I'm abroad. The invoice they sent me as confirmation didn't include the line item of the item I paid for. Mailed support and got a half-****d reply hours later saying that they couldn't pick up the order, with ZERO interest in my issue and ZERO implication that Netflorist was going to sort this out for me.

I got a call from my very upset mother today (2 days after her birthday because Netflorist didn't deliver, since they are a pathetic ******* of a company) saying that she cannot in good conscience tell me "Thank you" for these flowers if I paid for them and that she feels awful because I got **********. They were tiny, shriveled and looked like they were a week old. This makes me furious.

It is absolutely vulgar what Netflorist charges and how they exploit clients to begin with, but if you are going to **** me out of hundreds of Rands for a bunch of roses, at least have the decency to deliver them on time and not deliver tiny wilted and dry old roses that look like ****.