If "*******" was a company

I ordered a combo wooden crate box filled with roses and lindt chocolate ***** ("Delightful Roses and Lindt Crate) and was so terribly disappointed. I purposefully ordered something on the more expensive end (R540 excl delivery) as it was a special anniversary for my parents. The crate was so tiny - just bigger than if I had to put my two hands together - and it was a complete embarrassment to have it gifted to my parents. What a complete ******* and waste of money. It would've been cheaper to buy 3 bouquets of flowers and 3 boxes of Lindt chocolates instead.