NEDBANK HEADACHE TO SWITCH BANK ACCOUNT

NEDBANK I MUST SAY ARE THE WORST BANK WHEN IT COME TO SWITCH FROM OTHER BANK ,I've BEEN TRYING TO OPEN SINCE THE 8TH OF AUGUST THEN A LADY BY THE NAME OF RAMAELE ASSISTED ME ,EVERY SECOND DAY I HAD TO LEAVE WORK TO EITHER GET A STATEMENT FROM MY CURRENT BANK THEN THE STATEMENT IS NOT CORRECT THEN I HAVE TO GO BACK AGAIN SO I CANCELLED EVERYTHING .....NOW AGAIN THE SAME STORY OPENED ACCOUNT ON THE 28TH GOT ACCOUNT NUMBER LAST WEEK THEY SAID THEY NEED MY OUTSTANDING DOCUMENTS ,SO I PHONED IN AND ASK WHAT IS OUTSTANDING CAUSE I GAVE EVERYTHING ,THEN THEY SAID I MUST GO TO A BRANCH AND GET MY ACCOUNT FICA ,SO AGAIN I WENT TO A BRANCH ,WHEN I GOT THERE THE PERSON WHO HELPED ME SAID MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN FICA ON 24TH MAY ,SO NOW I ALREADY ****ED OFF ,YESTERDAY WENT TO FECTH MY CARD THEY GAVE ME 2 CARD AND AGAIN TODAY 2 CARD AGAIN , I PAID MONEY INTO ,THE ACCOUNT MORE THAN MY SALARY ...NOW A ADAMS LADY SEND ME A EMAIL NOT EVEN ON MY REGISTERED EMAIL THEY WILL CANCEL MY APPLICATION IF I DONT DO SALARY SWITH BUT I SEND THEM I SIGNED AND STAMP THATB MY SALARY WILL BE SWITCHED .....IN THIS TIME MORE THAN 10 PEOPLE I SPOKE TO FROM NEDBANK AND EVERYBODY HAS A DIFFERENT STORY IF YOU DON'T WANT MY BUSINESS JUST SAY SO