MTN's Midrand Reception is like a Nipple on a Chicken

Running a small business from home at the present moment is already difficult. The buck starts and stops with you. You have a telkom line because for the last 20 years you have had the same number for business. So everyone has that number. However, Telkom are as useless as a nipple on a chicken. So your Telkom line remains diverted to your cell phone. However, when your cell network or MTN's reception in your Midrand area drops to 1-2 bar strength depending on where you stand, your business also takes a hit. I called through to MTN 3 weeks ago and asked why the reception was so poor and was told the Noordwyk tower was having a problem but would be resolved soon. In Africa, soon is similar to a time frame of "just now' or "now now" or 'in 2 minutes" it has no defining time period. In the interim, I have Telkom that never works but I pay for, and MTN lines that have you ****pering outside waiting for your reception to hopefully hit 2-3 bars before you answer and paying astronomical fees for. Please MTN, get your act together. A chicken has 2 breasts, presently Telkom holds the position of Useless Chicken Nipple number 1, please don't try nudge Vodacom off Useless Chicken Nipple number 2's throne.