Yet more irritation from Slow-mentum

Every time I deal with you lot, my blood boils. Every time without fail.<br> <br> Why are you still sending me e-mail and SMS messages when I no longer have any policies whatsoever with you? Because you lot have made a career of ****ing me off, I closed all my business with you several months ago. True to form, you are still ****ing me off at every turn.<br> <br> Take your e-mail and SMS spam and stick it where the sun doesn't shine. Stop contacting me with your unwanted and untrue solicitations about what a supposedly great company you are.<br> <br> Because you are not.<br> <br> You are a bane and curse.<br> <br> Your opt-out mechanism is a total failure.<br> <br> Stop sending me your $#!+ or I will lodge a complaint against you with the ombudsman.<br> <br> And I warn you: Do not tempt me. Do not dare phone me with anything other than confirmation that my contact details have been removed from your systems. If you contact me for any other reason, your agent can expect verbal abuse of the co****st kind. I hope that this is clear enough because your ham-fisted incompetence is no longer a funny joke.