Momentum multiply: Questionable usefulness

Just cancelled my momentum multiply. I as just told "that I need this" because it will keep my cahsed topped up, I said "ok". (Gullible yes, i agreed) and paid them R200 per month for more than a year... when, one day my cash ran dry, I went back to them and said so what about this multiply thing... then they said... noooo you are not using it right. Bed over and we ill take a reading of your soul-state and sell it to Satan (aka the highest bidder) and THEN you will get oodles of money. Their app crashed my phone. None of my activity reflected and I spent hours (including the writing of this essay) jumping through hoops so they can know they exact diameter of my sphincter at any given moment in time.

For that effort i got back R120 op the R200 I gave them.

And they said I would not have to go for a prostate exam... that last bit felt pretty much like it. R120 worth of Vaseline.

Cancelled.