I have more fibre from a Bigmac I ate in 2001!

I'm going to be real with you, you should take my review as much less angry as it should be as I had about 30 minutes of connectivity issues which, in that time, with extreme meditation had me calm down a tad.

I do still, however, wish to let everyone know that the moegoes at linteg seem to be either very new to the fibre scene or very much underpaid. That being said the company has a monopoly on my complex internet access and the rates are very high, they are what I would assume people would even pay for rhino horn, caviar or a cup of unicorn tears.

Maybe writing a funny yet "motivated-by-pure-hatred" review will get them to stand up of off their haemorrhoid cushions and get something done about poor connectivity, distasteful prices and an overall attitude that seems to be the same one our dear ANC has adopted. I would rather take a potato peeler to my shins that deal with linteg.

This is by no means the way any company should operate